A young girl, Carmen Cohen, was called by her last name by her father,
and her first name by her mother. By the time she was ten, didn't know if she
was Carmen or Cohen.

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(Some tribes have discovered that if you make a hole in a coconut shell large enough for a monkey's hand to fit through but not large enough for a monkey's fist to fit through and then put a shiny object inside it, the monkey will sit there unwilling to let go of their shiny object but unable to escape because they've got their hand stuck in a coconut.

Now look at yourself. Doesn't this make you feel good about the future of humanity?)